Sunday, April 27, 2008

Invocation Anniversary

Building A Conversation With A Mysterious Mole ...

LA TALPA: Pronto?
PALAZZI: Sono Stefano.
LA TALPA: Lo so, lo so.
PALAZZI: Novità?
LA TALPA: Sì. Oggi ho fatto intercettare 18 persone, tra cui 4 calciatori, 3 presidenti, 6 arbitri, 2 dirigenti, 2 mogli dei calciatori, 1 addetto al servizio d’ordine e 1 portantino.
PALAZZI: Che ci facciamo col portantino?
LA TALPA: Se qualche giocatore uscendo dal campo in barella bestemmiava possiamo chiederne la scomunica e denunciare la sua società per violazione del secondo comandamento.
PALAZZI: Comunque 4 +3 +6 +2 +2 +1 +1 is 19.
THE MOLE: are paid to listen, not to keep the accounts.
PALACES: There is interesting material?
THE MOLE: all right, you can also cancel a vacation for the next 18 years.
PALACES: Great, tell me everything.
THE MOLE: Doni Panucci had a fight with.
PALACES: And to us that we care?
THE MOLE: Doni Panucci had a fight with suffering that goal because he lost a bet.
PALACES: I understand, but why should you care?
THE MOLE: The betting has persa alla Snai.
PALAZZI: Bene, apriremo un fascicolo sulle gare della Roma. Poi?
LA TALPA: Sampdoria-Udinese di domenica scorsa era una partita pilotata.
PALAZZI: Dici sul serio?? Come fai a sostenerlo?
LA TALPA: Dondarini ha fatto vincere la Sampdoria perché va sempre a fare rifornimento alla Erg e pare che Garrone gli avesse promesso di completargli la raccolta punti in caso di successo doriano.
PALAZZI: Beh, in tal caso un procedimento penale non lo neghiamo neppure alla Sampdoria.
LA TALPA: L’errore di Iezzo in Napoli-Parma non è stato una casualità ma un atto premeditato.
PALAZZI: Ah, lo sapevo, l’aveva detto anche Juliano! Ma tu come fai a saperlo?
LA TALPA: Ho scoperto che il portiere napoletano aveva messo Lucarelli titolare al fantacalcio.
PALAZZI: Evvai! Allora pure il Napoli è a rischio penalizzazione.
LA TALPA: Aggiungi il Cagliari alla lista.
PALAZZI: Perché? Cos’hanno fatto?
LA TALPA: Hanno cercato di vendere un giocatore Italiano all’Inter.
PALAZZI: Che buffoni. C’è altro?
LA TALPA: Lotito ha chiesto un prestito per pagare l’acquisto di Bianchi.
PALACES: okay, but it is not the only one who has done such a thing.
THE MOLE: The loan has asked the Caritas.
PALACES: Incredible.
THE MOLE: Zamparini Then he called to suggest a trade-Vignaroli Amauri.
PALACES: President rosanero accepted?
THE MOLE: He relaunched proposing to add Pandev, Rocchi and Mauri to negotiation.
PALACES: Lotito And what did say?
THE MOLE: He relaunched proposing to add Zaccardo, Barzagli, Miccoli, Cavani, Budan Caserta to negotiation.
PALACES: And Zamparini?
THE MOLE: He relaunched proposing to add Ledesma, Mudingayi, Muslera, Bannister, White, and Mutarelli Behrami to negotiation.
PALACES: But it is over 'is the story?
THE MOLE: What time is Zamparini Lazio president Lotito and Palermo.
PALACES: I can not believe it.
THE MOLE: And I have not yet said anything.
PALACES: What else?
THE MOLE: Milan is about to conclude the purchase of Flamini.
PALACES: Good for them.
THE MOLE: Flamini has Italian origins, is third cousin of Igor Protti.
PALACES: So what?
THE MOLE:
which in turn is a distant uncle's wife Campagnaro.
PALACES: not see what you going.
THE MOLE: Campagnaro has a sister who is recently engaged to his cousin-in-law of Simone Inzaghi.
PALACES: ......
THE MOLE: -law's cousin Simone Inzaghi is Meaney's surname.
PALACES: Buffoni! Thieves! Shame! Now I call now Narducci and Beatrice to establish a new process.
THE MOLE: Bravo, and while you're sure to register Juventus executives also under investigation.
PALACES: Why, what did they combined this time?
THE MOLE: Currently nothing, but we want to do a job without getting half of Juve?

Monday, April 21, 2008

Desert Eagle For Sale .50 Gold Plated

Ronaldinho, AC Milan and Inter battle it

MORATTI: Hello?
GALLIANI: Hello Massimo, Adriano.
MORATTI: Adri Hello, how are things in Brazil?
GALLIANI: Who told you that I was in Brazil?
MORATTI: What, you do not know that I?
GALLIANI: You made me listen even on vacation?
MORATTI: Actually I thought I had gone to Brazil to play.
GALLIANI: Yes, bowling ... maybe
MORATTI: With the salary you pay yourself go to Brazil to play bowls?
GALLIANI: Ah, maybe I understand, I think you're misunderstanding ... in
MORATTI: Equivocal you you, I saw some photos move ...
GALLIANI: I meant that I'm Adriano Galliani.
MORATTI: Ah, hello, I did not know that you were misunderstanding.
GALLIANI: I'm not misunderstanding!
MORATTI: So what did you call me to do?
GALLIANI: To tell you I want Ronaldinho.
MORATTI: Aaah! Then you see that you are misunderstanding?
GALLIANI: Massimo, I want to buy mica bring to bed.
MORATTI: Well mica but do not ask me, you have to talk with LaPorta.
GALLIANI: 'm not used to talking to the doors.
MORATTI: LaPorta, president of Barcelona.
GALLIANI: Ah, I know but I ask you not to interfere in the negotiations.
MORATTI: Why, there's already a deal on your feet?
GALLIANI: Yes, we have offered 20 million euro.
MORATTI: A that figure LaPorta will take you to the door.
GALLIANI: does not matter.
MORATTI: No, you're not the amounts.
GALLIANI: does not matter whether LaPorta brings me to the door, what I meant.
MORATTI: How can we not care?
GALLIANI: No, because we have so much agreement with his brother.
MORATTI: LaPorta did not know you had a brother called gates ...?
Galliani spoke Ronaldinho's brother Roberto Assis.
MORATTI: Are you sure it's her brother? Why did not they have the same last name?
GALLIANI: Why when children were playing in the yard was the Roberto Assis, Ronaldinho goals.
MORATTI: Ah, that's solved the mystery. However, with his brother, we've got it the agreement.
GALLIANI: you can not have seen all that we came to dinner ...
MORATTI: had been with me for lunch.
GALLIANI: Come on, everybody knows who said they had sympathy for Milan ...
MORATTI: I said to love Inter.
GALLIANI: be joking with me has already signed a pre-agreement ...
MORATTI: With me it has signed an actual contract.
GALLIANI: Massimo, I doubt one is coming up ...
MORATTI: What?
GALLIANI: Do not think that we bought both Roberto Assis?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Where Can U Find Tech Deck Wide Trucks

Del Piero Donadoni Call: Call In Vista?

Delpiero: Hello?
DONADONI: Hello Alex, I'm the CT
Delpiero: CT stands for Head-Train? I see very well in that role.
DONADONI: From Alex, do not be witty, I'm calling in the guise of national coach ...
Delpiero: Oh, and I would do that to be funny.
DONADONI: I was making the list for invitations to the Europeans, I have left a vacancy and call you for that very reason ...
Delpiero: Thank you are at your disposal.
DONADONI: Thanks, just wanted to ask you some advice: do you think is better to take away or Miccoli Pazzini?
Delpiero: The important thing is that you forget to take away so you might be able to win 'sti Europeans.
DONADONI: I also thought Cassano, to tell the truth.
Delpiero: good, maybe you can designate it as the official spokesperson of the team so if we lose the journalists will not do too many questions as time would not understand the answers.
DONADONI: Montella And what about?
Delpiero: I do not know but you can request information from the Lego, it seems to have acquired them.
DONADONI: think that Lotito even called me yesterday to suggest me to take away ... Rocchi
Delpiero: Really?
DONADONI: Yes, but I declined the offer, he asked me to present € 300 000.
Delpiero: understand.
DONADONI: short, have their backs to the wall.
Delpiero: is not the ideal position for someone who wants to be the Chief Rail.
DONADONI: Stop joking, I'm really desperate ... and if I call Sculli? Yesterday he did a great goal ...
Delpiero: It 'a good idea, maybe tell him to remove the shotgun from the bag to the Customs otherwise there is a risk that they will not pass.
DONADONI: And ok, but then who have I got? Di Michele?
Delpiero: It 's a possibility, perhaps the first in Switzerland informed if there is SNAI.
DONADONI: Gilardino?
Delpiero: As a defender may be fine.
DONADONI: And if I tried to convince Totti?
Delpiero: Excellent idea, maybe gives you the advice that I was going to give me.
DONADONI: Ah, would that be?
Delpiero: Going affanc ***.
DONADONI: I understand, you do not like to help me. And I need some advice, but I do not know who to ask ...
Delpiero: speaking to those of Panini, I'm sure people in football skills superior to yours.
DONADONI: But who? Those figurines? But please ...
Delpiero: Who knows, maybe those of the figures might help to prevent disfiguring ...