Friday, January 30, 2009

Driving Test Simulator

Moratti Mourinho: It's trimmed Squad ...

MORATTI: Hello?
Mourinho: Good evening President, Jose Mourinho soy yo, yo no soy un idiot, the special one soy yo, el du best coach the world, hand jo soy la de Dios, a Prince of the rectangle of the game, the King of San Siro ...

MORATTI: What is a teleconference? How are you?

Mourinho: Jo soy one, President. Only one, but I do it for 4.

MORATTI: Oh I know, I realize when I pay your salary.

Mourinho: Jo I called because you have to work on the de mercado, jo I chased away the pelandrones that do not follow my DIRECTIONS.

MORATTI: Who are we talking about?

Mourinho: Du pelandrones.

MORATTI: Yes but who would?

Mourinho: soy Pelandrones those who do not follow my DIRECTIONS.

MORATTI: I understand, but the names?

Mourinho: If peccado dise el, el no peccador President. Esto es un proverb Portuguese, Moratti. Jo soy faithful to the traditions of my country.

MORATTI: If the names do not tell me how can I sell them?

Mourinho: Jo can tell you names.

MORATTI: It will be the same.

Mourinho: No, not the same, no es possible Barring, jo no one has ever seen called "Mourinho Mourinho."

MORATTI: I meant that I can live with the family, Jose.

Mourinho: Jose es no last name, eg name Jose. Jo soy Jose Mourinho, jo no soy un idiot, the special one soy yo, el best coach du Monde, soy yo ...

MORATTI: Okay okay, do not start all over again ... please tell me the names of the players that we sell.

Mourinho: Quaresma En the first place, I injured all because with his Jugadora Trivela dug pits in the middle of the field and all the plates have shifted, over the midfield behind the door es de Cesar.

MORATTI: All right. Then?

Mourinho: En segundo, Mancini. Esto Jugadora has a name that brings bad luck in sciampions lig.

MORATTI: All right. Anyone else?

Mourinho: The third example, Muntari, jo you are afraid of his foul.

Moratti of failure that has made against Catania?

Mourinho: No, of that which it bears continuously. Jo no've never seen such a thing, no Jugadora Inter brings with him more soap in the shower ...

Moratti: Quaresma, Mancini and Muntari ... we have already bought in August and resell them? We take a fool, people will think that we have a team ... to me **

Mourinho: But you abituado example, you won the first el campionado in office, opponents without SECUNDO el, el final third jurnata: tu has always built teams ** in me ...

Moratti: Jose's enough, you're getting offensive.

Mourinho: Jo soy siempre summer offensive, jo no el Bolt loves the President.

MORATTI: Okay, do whatever you want as long as you promise to win the Champion's League. The team is well equipped, we can beat anyone: Manchester, Barcelona, \u200b\u200bBayern Monaco ...

Mourinho: Monaco? Who eg Monaco? Jo jo not know ... I know of Tibet Monaco, Monaco Grand Prix, Monaco di Baviera, Lo Monaco Catania ... yes you want me to talk about this Monaco, you must pay me as does my esponsor.

MORATTI: Yes, I agree with Jose ... I salute you feel now because I'm busy, I must attend a protest rally against the union of the layoffs ... Balotelli. Hello!

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Call Moratti Mourinho: It's trimmed Squad ... Call

MORATTI: Hello?
Mourinho: Good evening President, Jose Mourinho soy yo, yo no soy un idiot, the special one soy yo, el Match coach du world, yo soy la de Dios hand, the prince of the rectangle of the game, the King of San Siro ...
MORATTI: What is a teleconference? How are you?
Mourinho: Jo soy one, President. Only one, but I do it for 4.
MORATTI: Oh I know, I realize when I pay your salary.
Mourinho: Jo I called because you have to work on the de mercado, jo I chased away the pelandrones that do not follow my DIRECTIONS.
MORATTI: Who are we talking about?
Mourinho: Du pelandrones.
MORATTI: Yes but who would?
Mourinho: soy Pelandrones those who do not follow my DIRECTIONS.
MORATTI: I understand, but the names?
Mourinho: If peccado dise el, el no peccador Presidente. Esto es un proverbio portughes, Moratti. Jo soy fedele alle tradizion de mio paese.
MORATTI: Se non mi dici i nomi come faccio a cederli?
MOURINHO: Jo te posso dire i cognomi.
MORATTI: Sarà uguale.
MOURINHO: No, non sono uguali, no es possibile escusa, jo no ha mai visto uno chiamarsi “Mourinho Mourinho”.
MORATTI: Intendevo dire che mi accontento dei cognomi, Josè.
MOURINHO: Josè no es cognome, Josè es nome. Jo soy Josè Mourinho, jo non soy un pirla, jo soy the special one, el miglior allenatore du mondo, jo soy…
MORATTI: Va bene va bene, non ricominciamo tutto daccapo ti prego… dimmi i cognomi dei giocatori che dobbiamo cedere.
Mourinho: Quaresma En the first place, I injured all because with his Jugadora Trivela dug pits in the middle of the field and all the plates have shifted, over the midfield behind the door es de Cesar.
MORATTI: All right. Then?
Mourinho: En segundo, Mancini. Esto Jugadora has a name that brings bad luck in sciampions lig.
MORATTI: All right. Anyone else?
Mourinho: The third example, Muntari, jo you are afraid of his foul.
Moratti of failure that has made against Catania?
Mourinho: No, of that which it bears continuously. Jo no've never seen such a thing, no more soap Jugadora Inter leads with him in the shower ...
Moratti: Quaresma, Mancini and Muntari ... we have already bought in August and resell them? We take a fool, people will think that we have a team ... to me **
Mourinho: But you abituado example, you won the first el campionado in office, opponents without SECUNDO el, el jurnata last third: you have ** I always built teams with ...
Moratti: Jose's enough, you're getting offensive.
Mourinho: Jo soy siempre summer offensive, jo no el Bolt loves the President.
MORATTI: Okay, do whatever you want as long as you promise to win the Champion's League. The team is well equipped, we can beat anyone: Manchester, Barcelona, \u200b\u200bBayern Monaco ...
Mourinho: Monaco? About es Monaco? Jo jo not know ... I know of Tibet Monaco, Monaco Grand Prix, Monaco di Baviera, Lo Monaco Catania ... yes you want me to talk about this Monaco, you must pay me as does my esponsor.
MORATTI: Yes, I agree with Jose ... I salute you feel now because I'm busy, I must attend a protest rally against the union of the layoffs ... Balotelli. Hello!