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Moratti Mourinho: It's trimmed Squad ...

MORATTI: Hello?
Mourinho: Good evening President, Jose Mourinho soy yo, yo no soy un idiot, the special one soy yo, el du best coach the world, hand jo soy la de Dios, a Prince of the rectangle of the game, the King of San Siro ...

MORATTI: What is a teleconference? How are you?

Mourinho: Jo soy one, President. Only one, but I do it for 4.

MORATTI: Oh I know, I realize when I pay your salary.

Mourinho: Jo I called because you have to work on the de mercado, jo I chased away the pelandrones that do not follow my DIRECTIONS.

MORATTI: Who are we talking about?

Mourinho: Du pelandrones.

MORATTI: Yes but who would?

Mourinho: soy Pelandrones those who do not follow my DIRECTIONS.

MORATTI: I understand, but the names?

Mourinho: If peccado dise el, el no peccador President. Esto es un proverb Portuguese, Moratti. Jo soy faithful to the traditions of my country.

MORATTI: If the names do not tell me how can I sell them?

Mourinho: Jo can tell you names.

MORATTI: It will be the same.

Mourinho: No, not the same, no es possible Barring, jo no one has ever seen called "Mourinho Mourinho."

MORATTI: I meant that I can live with the family, Jose.

Mourinho: Jose es no last name, eg name Jose. Jo soy Jose Mourinho, jo no soy un idiot, the special one soy yo, el best coach du Monde, soy yo ...

MORATTI: Okay okay, do not start all over again ... please tell me the names of the players that we sell.

Mourinho: Quaresma En the first place, I injured all because with his Jugadora Trivela dug pits in the middle of the field and all the plates have shifted, over the midfield behind the door es de Cesar.

MORATTI: All right. Then?

Mourinho: En segundo, Mancini. Esto Jugadora has a name that brings bad luck in sciampions lig.

MORATTI: All right. Anyone else?

Mourinho: The third example, Muntari, jo you are afraid of his foul.

Moratti of failure that has made against Catania?

Mourinho: No, of that which it bears continuously. Jo no've never seen such a thing, no Jugadora Inter brings with him more soap in the shower ...

Moratti: Quaresma, Mancini and Muntari ... we have already bought in August and resell them? We take a fool, people will think that we have a team ... to me **

Mourinho: But you abituado example, you won the first el campionado in office, opponents without SECUNDO el, el final third jurnata: tu has always built teams ** in me ...

Moratti: Jose's enough, you're getting offensive.

Mourinho: Jo soy siempre summer offensive, jo no el Bolt loves the President.

MORATTI: Okay, do whatever you want as long as you promise to win the Champion's League. The team is well equipped, we can beat anyone: Manchester, Barcelona, \u200b\u200bBayern Monaco ...

Mourinho: Monaco? Who eg Monaco? Jo jo not know ... I know of Tibet Monaco, Monaco Grand Prix, Monaco di Baviera, Lo Monaco Catania ... yes you want me to talk about this Monaco, you must pay me as does my esponsor.

MORATTI: Yes, I agree with Jose ... I salute you feel now because I'm busy, I must attend a protest rally against the union of the layoffs ... Balotelli. Hello!

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MORATTI: Hello?
Mourinho: Good evening President, Jose Mourinho soy yo, yo no soy un idiot, the special one soy yo, el Match coach du world, yo soy la de Dios hand, the prince of the rectangle of the game, the King of San Siro ...
MORATTI: What is a teleconference? How are you?
Mourinho: Jo soy one, President. Only one, but I do it for 4.
MORATTI: Oh I know, I realize when I pay your salary.
Mourinho: Jo I called because you have to work on the de mercado, jo I chased away the pelandrones that do not follow my DIRECTIONS.
MORATTI: Who are we talking about?
Mourinho: Du pelandrones.
MORATTI: Yes but who would?
Mourinho: soy Pelandrones those who do not follow my DIRECTIONS.
MORATTI: I understand, but the names?
Mourinho: If peccado dise el, el no peccador Presidente. Esto es un proverbio portughes, Moratti. Jo soy fedele alle tradizion de mio paese.
MORATTI: Se non mi dici i nomi come faccio a cederli?
MOURINHO: Jo te posso dire i cognomi.
MORATTI: Sarà uguale.
MOURINHO: No, non sono uguali, no es possibile escusa, jo no ha mai visto uno chiamarsi “Mourinho Mourinho”.
MORATTI: Intendevo dire che mi accontento dei cognomi, Josè.
MOURINHO: Josè no es cognome, Josè es nome. Jo soy Josè Mourinho, jo non soy un pirla, jo soy the special one, el miglior allenatore du mondo, jo soy…
MORATTI: Va bene va bene, non ricominciamo tutto daccapo ti prego… dimmi i cognomi dei giocatori che dobbiamo cedere.
Mourinho: Quaresma En the first place, I injured all because with his Jugadora Trivela dug pits in the middle of the field and all the plates have shifted, over the midfield behind the door es de Cesar.
MORATTI: All right. Then?
Mourinho: En segundo, Mancini. Esto Jugadora has a name that brings bad luck in sciampions lig.
MORATTI: All right. Anyone else?
Mourinho: The third example, Muntari, jo you are afraid of his foul.
Moratti of failure that has made against Catania?
Mourinho: No, of that which it bears continuously. Jo no've never seen such a thing, no more soap Jugadora Inter leads with him in the shower ...
Moratti: Quaresma, Mancini and Muntari ... we have already bought in August and resell them? We take a fool, people will think that we have a team ... to me **
Mourinho: But you abituado example, you won the first el campionado in office, opponents without SECUNDO el, el jurnata last third: you have ** I always built teams with ...
Moratti: Jose's enough, you're getting offensive.
Mourinho: Jo soy siempre summer offensive, jo no el Bolt loves the President.
MORATTI: Okay, do whatever you want as long as you promise to win the Champion's League. The team is well equipped, we can beat anyone: Manchester, Barcelona, \u200b\u200bBayern Monaco ...
Mourinho: Monaco? About es Monaco? Jo jo not know ... I know of Tibet Monaco, Monaco Grand Prix, Monaco di Baviera, Lo Monaco Catania ... yes you want me to talk about this Monaco, you must pay me as does my esponsor.
MORATTI: Yes, I agree with Jose ... I salute you feel now because I'm busy, I must attend a protest rally against the union of the layoffs ... Balotelli. Hello!

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Dear Baby Jesus,

I am writing this letter on behalf of the average fan of all teams, because basically every true supporter would want when Christmas comes his team received a gift a bit 'of the magic that goes with this particular period. That's why we divided the demands taking the side of a fan of every team, I would like this letter you see it as an immense gift given to Italian football.

Which is why I want to ask:

by Romanista , I'd like Totti received a package under the tree of annuity Gerovital. I would like them to be removed from the turnstiles installed in the locker room to divide Doni and Panucci, I would return in February to be the month when the fading illusions, because this year we all at early October. I wish that the South curve started collecting stamps instead of knives, and that the penalty miss by Graziani was not the only beautiful memory I have of the European Cup;

by Interista , I ask you to go back to being a protagonist the most important European competition: it would be an experience to pass on to posterity than to be able to get to the point of losing a final. I would like Ibrahimovic began to be warn in big races, so at least someone would notice that it is in the field, and I'd also like to know how far Balottelli and Adriano are now friends. If you do not you think that is asking too much, you also ensure that Brunetta not meant football and therefore will never know who I am Mancini and Quaresma;

by Fiorentino, I wish I did know the hairdresser Lupattelli Frey. I'd like to know why we bought the little brother of Vargas, and how competition can make their contribution Pazzini and Osvaldo. I ask you to suggest that Prandelli is the ideal field position for Almiron, ie behind Frey and wearing the suit, and remember to put the Valley of electronic badge at the entrance of the stadium every time you play a game of Champion's, in order to leave a concrete proof of our passage;

by Milanista , I want to tell me who it is that Berlusconi has taught to play fantasy football. I'd like to know if Maldini will be forced to call the San Siro before Milan are a defender to replace him, and if it agrees to assign the rights to the image of Lego Nesta. Most importantly, I ask you to give to the wife of Shevchenko vocabulary of English, to remind you how beautiful the English-speaking, and I hope that 1 per thousand of the Catholic Church Dida not convince the Vatican to put the Rossoneri's second goalkeeper your place in the manger;

by Laziale , I would ask you to close the market for gifts of Porta Pia, Lotito to prevent spending money on gifts to players. I'd like to know how Simone Inzaghi pays to stay in pink, and how much will last with Pandev and Zarate Biancoceleste shirt. I would also like to know who told the President that Muslera is a goalkeeper, and if it is true that to get paid the salary Foggia Lotito has asked a private meeting behind an old abandoned factory of Tor Bella Monaca,

by Juventino , I Cobolli Gigli who maintained the same view for at least a couple of hours, and that the trainer Shack win the Lotto so that it no longer needs to work. Ranieri realized that I'd like Pavel Nedved is 36 years old and 2 lungs, and 2 years and 36 lungs, and that the height of Giovinco should not necessarily be directly proportional to its use in the field. I'd also like you renew your summer derby against Torino on the label of Knezevic and this time they win, even to give our contribution to their relegation.



I hope, dear baby Jesus, you can satisfy at least part of my demands, otherwise I will have to think that Matarrese is better than you do in miracles: after all, he's already risen 3 times.

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After the 2-0 against Juventus a worried Call Totti Spalletti

SPALLETTI: Hello?
TOTTI: mixed Ah well ... I love lost against Juventus.
SPALLETTI: Thanks France, if you told me I had not noticed.
TOTTI: Why nun were on the bench yesterday? And who was that guy who framed around sheepishly that you looked like so much?
SPALLETTI: That's my brother, I send in my place when I smell the figures.
TOTTI: Aho, if 'your' na ... lynx. But I love du Peretti took the same mo quanno tornamo Trigoria you need to do to feel ... I love you feel 'as if it incaz * ed!
SPALLETTI: Quiet, I have a devil hair.
TOTTI: So much incaz * ed they should not '.
Spalletti: I am, I am. Unfortunately I think some people are rowing against me.
TOTTI: Who? The brothers Abbagnale?
SPALLETTI: Abbagnale brothers ... But what I am talking about some players we have in pink!
TOTTI: For example?
Spalletti: I think one Taddei.
TOTTI: Nun think Lucy knows that not even known figure will rema ...
SPALLETTI: Yes, Romola and .... France, puts the gun to my servants polished ... I'm telling you that I think some players are playing hurt to make sure that the company drives me ...
TOTTI: You have to stand up to January, Lucia.
SPALLETTI: Why, then what happens?
TOTTI: Then the hunt ends, someone will shoot you then denounced him quietly.
SPALLETTI: ommadonna ... how do I explain it ... France, to sit and concentrate: I have no idea that some players want to relieve me, so playing poorly, and make sure that the team loses. Did you clear now?
TOTTI: How sun Lucia er nun ... but we believe, and who would 'sti exempt?
Spalletti: I told you France, another one is ... can be Taddei Mexes ...
TOTTI: Messes nun there I think, also attended the same ... I think your hair instead of one that makes me suspicious and Baptist ...
SPALLETTI: Yes, and Anglican ...
TOTTI: This nun know him. I love just got? Which is a new purchase?
SPALLETTI: Baptista let loose, at least he is committed. If anything ... Riise
TOTTI: When laughed? In the end game daa? It seems normal to you?
Spalletti: No France, when you do that is you do not look normal. You have to listen to me because I do not take it anymore, I seem to have all against ...
TOTTI: All whom? Famme n'artro name that will tell you why glaciers.
SPALLETTI: Okaka.
TOTTI: Nun beat me, but thank you.
SPALLETTI: Come on France!
TOTTI: ... ... ... ... ..
SPALLETTI: Mò are you doing?
TOTTI: SFORZA ME STO A '... ... NUN BUT ME CAN .... But I hunted all holes from home, is already a step forward ....
SPALLETTI: France Oh well, I salute you kill ... oh, well here came the smell ... but thou hast eaten, dead rats?
TOTTI: No è che ciò un po’ de probblemi intestinali… me sa che è tutta colpa der tonno che me so magnato l’artro ieri, c’avevo fame e ho trovato ‘sta scatoletta in cantina….
SPALLETTI: In cantina?? Ma l’hai guardata la scadenza?
TOTTI: Me piji pe’ scemo? Eccerto che l’ho guardata…. C’era scritto: SCAD: 12.02…. ma ancora erano le undici e mezzo….