Vegas 8 Authentication

retreating with the blues!

ORE 8.00: Tutta la squadra si desta dal sonno all’improvviso a causa di un grido disumano: Chiellini è entrato nella camera di Cannavaro saltandogli sopra il letto a piedi uniti provocando al difensore napoletano la frattura di due costole.
ORE 8.20: Tutti in fila per la colazione. Il cameriere si sottrae alla marcatura di Barzagli che stava chiedendogli insistentemente un barattolo di marmellata.
ORE 9.00: Uscita dall’hotel per la sessione di allenamento mattutina. Cassano manda a cagare il
portiere dell’albergo perché si è dimenticato di fargli avere l’indirizzo di due prostitute locali.
ORE 9.01: Donadoni richiama Cassano all’ordine.
9:02 PM: Cassano sends to hell Donadoni.
9:03 PM: Buffon recommends Cassano was a bit 'more disciplined.
ORE 9.04: Cassano sends Buffon shit.
9:05 am: Spruce to call Cassano told him to give us a break.
9:06 PM: Cassano sends shit fir.
9:07 PM: Chiellini trim an elbow in Cassano results in a fracture of the jaw.
10.00: All in field training for the practice match against a local representative of tourists. Gamberini and Quagliarella are hired as linesman.
10:05 am: Served by Del Piero Toni sent the ball narrowly over the crossbar.
ORE 10.12: Served by Di Natale Toni sends a ball of nothing beyond the right post.
10:27 am: Served by Toni De Rossi wasted on ill-kicking to the goalkeeper.
10:28 PM: Donadoni asks the referee to extend to 3 meters the door and blindfold the opposing goalkeeper.
10:31 PM: The local representative took the lead: Muassad striker Ali, Algeria 64 years age classes already known to the police, beyond the control of Materazzi and puts Buffon with a precise low shot to the edge of the pole.
ORE 10.32: Served Pirlo Toni nearly pole left.
at 10:37: Served as Camoranesi Toni kicks the ball on to a local lawyer.
ORE 10.41: Served by Toni Gattuso hits a shot safely, the ball shattered on the crossing of the poles, it bounces back to Einchaccheman Rudolf (German mason 212 kg) and ends outside.
ORE 10.45: ends the first half. Donadoni gets a call from Spruce, who predicts that in the case of defeat was already prepared his dismissal in favor of Orrico.
11.00: start the second half. The opponent's goal has been further enlarged up to two meters beyond the flags that define the bounding gioco.
ORE 11.04: Servito da Zambrotta Toni colpisce la palla con le mani.
ORE 11.12: Servito da Grosso Toni si fa anticipare dal terzino locale Adiemba, che riesce ad agganciare la palla nonostante il deambulatore.
ORE 11.18: Servito da Ambrosini Toni inciampa sulla linea della porta al momento del tiro.
ORE 11.19: Vengono chiamati i vigili urbani per interrompere il traffico sulla statale adiacente allo stadio: uno dei pali della porta verrà sistemato in mezzo alla carreggiata mentre la traversa sarà issata grazie all’ausilio di una gru.
ORE 11.24: Servito da Aquilani Toni colpisce Cassano che stava mandando a cagare il portiere avversario.
ORE 11.37: La rappresentativa avversaria raddoppia: il fantasista portoghese Sensational Tappos, stella del locale circo equestre grazie ai 38 cm di altezza, stacca di testa su Barzagli e anticipandolo depone la palla in rete.
ORE 11.38: L’arbitro, in evidente stato confusionale, annulla il gol per il fuorigioco di Toni.
ORE 11.39: Donadoni commenta: “almeno a qualcosa è servito”.
ORE 11.40: Abete manda un mms a Donadoni in cui è raffigurato il volto di Osvaldo Bagnoli.
ORE 11.45: L’Italia pareggia! Servito da Cassano Toni spedisce la palla sul palo, il barese lo manda to hell, Toni gets angry and kick him the ball which eventually ends up behind the goalkeeper, who had since been hung on the cross upside down.
ORE 12.10: Back to the hotel. Eating a fish begins to cough Cannavaro, Chiellini's approaches giving him a pat on the back and cracked the spine.
13.00: Before lunch is done to the blues to sing the National Anthem.
13:01 PM: During the chorus Camoranesi burps.
at 13:58: afternoon nap. Donadoni is stirred in his sleep, he sees his face in front of Fir with a tattoo of Nedo Sonetti.
13:59 PM: Panucci is stirred in his sleep, he sees his face in front of Fir with a tattoo of Marcello Lippi.
14.00: Del Piero stirs in his sleep, he sees his face in front of Fir with a tattoo of Roberto Donadoni.
14:01 PM: Cannavaro stirs in his sleep, he sees his face in front of Fir with a tattoo of Giorgio Chiellini.
16:00 PM: afternoon training session, Donadoni asks players to try out the penalties.
16:01 PM: De Rossi asks to kick first.
16:02 PM: Cassano De Rossi sent to hell.
16:03 PM: midfielder Donadoni calls Roman to go play blind man's buff in the middle the road.
16:04 PM: Borriello asks Ingell hair before being able to kick the ball to avoid a bad impression with the paparazzi.
16:05 PM: Cassano sends shit Borriello.
16:06 PM: AC Milan striker Donadoni calls to go to play hopscotch in a minefield.
16:07 PM: spruce stands on a rising chorus for Eugene Bersellini.
16:08 PM: blue Donadoni calls the manager to go play doctor and the suffering with Andrei Chikatilo.
18.00: End the training session and the team was invited to return to the hotel. On the way a child lame 4 year old steals his wallet to Barzagli and disappears before the defender manages to get blue.
20.00: Before dinner is done to the blues to sing the National Anthem.
20:01 PM: During the chorus Camoranesi is scaccola.
21.00: Donadoni gives players two hours of freedom. Cannavaro Chiellini aims to make two walk together, the Neapolitan defender starts crying. Gattuso Cassano proposes a guided tour of the Museum of Contemporary History, midfielder Calabrian laughs.
23.00: All to bed on time. Cassano sends to hell Donadoni.
23:01 PM: Donadoni asks clarification Cassano al riguardo.
ORE 23.02: Cassano spiega che erano ormai 7 ore che non mandava af*anculo qualcuno.
ORE 23.53: Prima di andare a dormire Chiellini va in bagno e Cannavaro lo chiude dentro.
ORE 01.00: Una telefonata squarcia il silenzio della notte: Abete comunica a Donadoni il suo esonero in favore di Marcello Lippi.
ORE 01.01: Donadoni si veste e abbandona il ritiro.
ORE 01.02: Panucci si veste e abbandona il ritiro.
ORE 01.03: Borriello si veste e abbandona il ritiro.
ORE 01.04: Cassano abbandona il ritiro, ma una volta in strada viene arrestato per atti osceni in public places, having forgotten to get dressed.

Milena D Met Art Stream

Lippi - Juve: Contact?

LIPPI: Hello?
Cobolli: Good evening slaughterhouse.
LIPPI: Slaughterhouse be your grandfather.
Cobolli: Please?
LIPPI: Pray a little, 'will not hurt.
Cobolli: Excuse me??
LIPPI: eeeehhh??
Cobolli: do not understand.
LIPPI: It's not that I have noticed today.
Cobolli: Okay, good afternoon ... we start Lippi.
LIPPI: is already going better ... who am I speaking with?
Cobolli: When?
LIPPI: Who is on the phone?
Cobolli: And you ask me? Respond and tell it to him!
LIPPI: Oh my God ...
Cobolli: Thanks, but I do profession of humility. Better to wait for the canonization.
LIPPI: Seeeee hear ..., please, wants to tell me what is the reason for this call?
Cobolli: I wanted to ask if she cared to go sit on the bench for Juventus.
LIPPI: Ah here, then you would be the President of the Juve ...
Cobolli: Yes, at least so I'm told.
LIPPI: Who?
Cobolli: Journalists.
LIPPI: I understand ... but it would be an honor, the bench gave me much satisfaction.
Cobolli: Well, it is a metal bench like any other, has nothing special ...
LIPPI: Cobolli Sure, sure.
Cobolli: is then?
LIPPI: Only when I'm with my wife.
Cobolli: Excuse me?
LIPPI: was a joke.
Cobolli: What did he beat?
LIPPI: I do not know, frankly, some suspicion about her start to have it.
Cobolli: Ah, it was humor ...
LIPPI: Cobolli Sure, sure.
Cobolli: short, accept the job or not?
LIPPI: Before I guarantees ...
Cobolli: Okay, I can assure you that I speak seriously.
LIPPI: Yeah, okay, but I wanted to technical and economic guarantees.
Cobolli: The type?
LIPPI: Which team will have available?
Cobolli: Juve.
LIPPI: Thanks. But how you intend to move the market?
Cobolli: We will walk by car there is too much chaos.
LIPPI: Cobolli I was not saying the local market, I was talking about the transfer market ...
Cobolli: Oh, that's correct ... I do not know about these things is dealing Blanc ... but I can give you a tasty preview: we took AMAURI! !
LIPPI: Really? Unbelievable, talk quietly and I would not want someone felt that the news leak out ...
Cobolli: Do not worry, we are acting cautiously.
LIPPI: Wow.
Cobolli: Other guarantees?
LIPPI: Well, I do not claim the moon as we talk about what you intend but Juve me?
Cobolli: not know, exactly I do not know about these things is dealing Blanc ...
LIPPI: But she takes care of that, please?
Cobolli: of doing interviews.
LIPPI: understand. Okay, then let me call from someone more qualified ...
Cobolli: I am qualified for the Champions League, not enough?
LIPPI: I mean, I would like to speak with someone who can explain things in more detail.
Cobolli: I understand, I can call from Secco.
LIPPI: Well, I'm in a barrel of iron ...
Cobolli: Really? Gee, then maybe you should call Houdini ... ...

What Does The Color Rist Bands Meen

Donadoni: Here are the reasons for its choices

DONADONI: Hello?
Van Basten: I Marco.
DONADONI: Matera, it is useless to call me, I can not get to play on offense ... just in case you do if the winger Camoranesi is injured.
Van Basten: I Van Basten, Roberto, I called to make you his best wishes before the game.
DONADONI: Ah, but it's not my birthday ...
Van Basten: 's wishes were for the match, Roberto.
DONADONI: It 's the birthday of the game?
VAN BASTEN: Ehm sì vabbè…. mi sembri un po’ teso Roberto, sei per caso sotto pressione?
DONADONI: Come un palombaro a 20000 metri di profondità caro Marco. Ho ancora molti dubbi sulla formazione da mandare in campo.
VAN BASTEN: Allora la mia telefonata capita a fagiolo… se vuoi posso darti qualche consiglio.
DONADONI: Te ne sarei davvero grato Marco, ho diversi nodi da sciogliere. Ad esempio, non ho ancora deciso il modulo di gioco, stavo pensando al classico 4-3-3-1…
VAN BASTEN: 3 centrali e 3 mezzepunte a ridosso di Toni?
DONADONI: No, 3 esterni right and 3 to left.
Van Basten: And at the center who plays with it?
DONADONI: The point seems to me obvious.
Van Basten: Yeah, sure, as I did not understand it now ... who really worries me is De Rossi, I saw him in such good shape lately, I'm sure it will give us some hard time.
DONADONI: Yes, wind has a lot to spend, her screams from the bench will be valuable for his teammates on the field.
Van Basten: You mean you do not play?
DONADONI: Absolutely not, it's too fit and I do not want to risk too much toil. Better to throw it into the fray later.
Van Basten: farsighted decision ... and what about Del Piero?
DONADONI: What is the number 10 of Juventus, is 34 years and is slightly shorter than me.
Van Basten: I mean, will you play?
DONADONI: I think not, too many goals scored in the league than the rest of the rose and it could blow up the balance of the team.
Van Basten: Robert Heck, you've really thought of everything ... in defense as you put it?
DONADONI: Eh, what the department is made worse, Cannavaro Chiellini is injured and is suspended ...
Van Basten: How disqualified?
DONADONI: Yes, I expelled after surgery practice match on Cannavaro, will miss two races.
Van Basten: Who will you play?
DONADONI: Materazzi for sure, he asked me to put it into the field because he has to ask Van Der Vaart on his sister's cell phone number.
Van Basten: And then?
DONADONI: Then I do not know, probably Barzagli: one that makes us want to lose focus their opponents by making them laugh to tears.
Van Basten: Grosso?
DONADONI: Well, is not small.
Van Basten: I mean, Grosso do it play?
DONADONI: I think not, he runs too much and I struggle to give him directions. Panucci better, at least that is square on one side and did not budge even an earthquake.
Van Basten: Look, but the door? Play Buffon or Amelia?
DONADONI: Marco eheheh I'm sorry, I can not give advances on the training that I will send field.
Van Basten: old fox, always tight-lipped eh? Oh well should be, at least I can suggest you send in the field Cassano?
DONADONI: No, I need Antonio in the second half, if we lose I need someone to send to that paese arbitri e compagni al posto mio….

Indomie Noodles Side Effects

Juve On Piomba

SENSI: Pronto?
SECCO: Buonasera dottoressa, sono Alessio Secco, direttore sportivo della Juventus.
SENSI: Buonasera Alessio! Accidenti quante formalità, così mi fa sentire vecchia, le dispiacerebbe darmi del tu?
SECCO: Un attimo che controllo la lista…
SENSI: Che lista?
SECCO: Quella dei giocatori cedibili… no, non c’è, mi dispiace, a quanto pare Deltu è incedibile.
SENSI: Ma cosa sta dicendo?
SECCO: Right now I do not know, is not here in front of me.
MEANING: Look, uh ... please tell me what is the reason for this call?
DRY AND 'Simply said, we want to buy Aquilani, we are ready to give 200 000 francs plus ownership of Alessandro Birindelli and Stefano Tacconi.
MEANING: We did not, I do not need defenders or goalkeepers ... I need a tip.
DRY Wishing that I have the pencil available, I just tempered, I was just having fun impaling flies in my office.
MEANING: An attacker meant.
DRY Um, I do not know what to say, were not provided for waste a moment ... I spend my superior, he will continue negotiating with him ... Jean!

... ... ... ... ... ...

BLANC: Hello? Who is it?
MEANING: Like who? You have called you! I'm Ross.
BLANC: not give me of you, it makes me feel old. Would you mind calling me a she?
MEANING: Dellea? mmmh no, it is not for sale, but did not want Aquilani?
BLANC: Yes indeed, Alex told me he was looking for a striker ...
MEANING: Exactly.
BLANC: Well, we Paolucci available, in reality there would be the offer of Poggio Reale but we want to go that extra mile.
MEANING: No need to thank you, we can do everything on the phone.
BLANC: Well, then close the deal?
MEANING: a minute, there would be too cheap to evaluate, with 200 000 pounds I can give you the autographed figurine of Panini.
BLANC: Um, I do not know what to say, were not provided for waste a moment ... I spend my superior, he will continue negotiating with him ... John!

... ... ... ... ... ... ..

Cobolli: Hello? Who is it?
MEANING: Aridaje ... we are all the time it starts again? So Rossellaaaa!
Cobolli: Hi Ross, I GCG
MEANING: Eccheè? A tongue twister?
Cobolli: GCG, Giovanni Cobolli Gigli.
MEANING: Ah, it's a conference call.
Cobolli: No, GCG, like JFK, has there?
MEANING: No no, please, I'm going to tell me ... paranoia Aquilani.
Cobolli: Yes here, Jean-Claude told me who wanted an increase in the economic ...
MEANING: Exactly.
Cobolli: Of that figure we are talking about?
MEANING: No, not the daughters that I have.
Cobolli: Okay, but what do you want?
MEANING: 20 million on the nail.
Cobolli: There are 20 million on a fingernail.
DIRECTIONS: On my yes, I know wolves, scratch.
Cobolli: course, from 200 000 pounds to 20 million ... ok, go, I want to meet her ...
MEANING: Pure her? But you're all geeks at Juve?
Cobolli: I mean, we do 19 million and 999 thousand el'affare ended.
MEANING: Um, I do not know what to say, were not provided for waste a moment ... I spend my superior, he will continue negotiating with him ... George!