LIPPI: Hello?
Cobolli: Good evening slaughterhouse.
LIPPI: Slaughterhouse be your grandfather.
Cobolli: Please?
LIPPI: Pray a little, 'will not hurt.
Cobolli: Excuse me??
LIPPI: eeeehhh??
Cobolli: do not understand.
LIPPI: It's not that I have noticed today.
Cobolli: Okay, good afternoon ... we start Lippi.
LIPPI: is already going better ... who am I speaking with?
Cobolli: When?
LIPPI: Who is on the phone?
Cobolli: And you ask me? Respond and tell it to him!
LIPPI: Oh my God ...
Cobolli: Thanks, but I do profession of humility. Better to wait for the canonization.
LIPPI: Seeeee hear ..., please, wants to tell me what is the reason for this call?
Cobolli: I wanted to ask if she cared to go sit on the bench for Juventus.
LIPPI: Ah here, then you would be the President of the Juve ...
Cobolli: Yes, at least so I'm told.
LIPPI: Who?
Cobolli: Journalists.
LIPPI: I understand ... but it would be an honor, the bench gave me much satisfaction.
Cobolli: Well, it is a metal bench like any other, has nothing special ...
LIPPI: Cobolli Sure, sure.
Cobolli: is then?
LIPPI: Only when I'm with my wife.
Cobolli: Excuse me?
LIPPI: was a joke.
Cobolli: What did he beat?
LIPPI: I do not know, frankly, some suspicion about her start to have it.
Cobolli: Ah, it was humor ...
LIPPI: Cobolli Sure, sure.
Cobolli: short, accept the job or not?
LIPPI: Before I guarantees ...
Cobolli: Okay, I can assure you that I speak seriously.
LIPPI: Yeah, okay, but I wanted to technical and economic guarantees.
Cobolli: The type?
LIPPI: Which team will have available?
Cobolli: Juve.
LIPPI: Thanks. But how you intend to move the market?
Cobolli: We will walk by car there is too much chaos.
LIPPI: Cobolli I was not saying the local market, I was talking about the transfer market ...
Cobolli: Oh, that's correct ... I do not know about these things is dealing Blanc ... but I can give you a tasty preview: we took AMAURI! !
LIPPI: Really? Unbelievable, talk quietly and I would not want someone felt that the news leak out ...
Cobolli: Do not worry, we are acting cautiously.
LIPPI: Wow.
Cobolli: Other guarantees?
LIPPI: Well, I do not claim the moon as we talk about what you intend but Juve me?
Cobolli: not know, exactly I do not know about these things is dealing Blanc ...
LIPPI: But she takes care of that, please?
Cobolli: of doing interviews.
LIPPI: understand. Okay, then let me call from someone more qualified ...
Cobolli: I am qualified for the Champions League, not enough?
LIPPI: I mean, I would like to speak with someone who can explain things in more detail.
Cobolli: I understand, I can call from Secco.
LIPPI: Well, I'm in a barrel of iron ...
Cobolli: Really? Gee, then maybe you should call Houdini ... ...
Thursday, June 19, 2008
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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DONADONI: Hello?
Van Basten: I Marco.
DONADONI: Matera, it is useless to call me, I can not get to play on offense ... just in case you do if the winger Camoranesi is injured.
Van Basten: I Van Basten, Roberto, I called to make you his best wishes before the game.
DONADONI: Ah, but it's not my birthday ...
Van Basten: 's wishes were for the match, Roberto.
DONADONI: It 's the birthday of the game?
VAN BASTEN: Ehm sì vabbè…. mi sembri un po’ teso Roberto, sei per caso sotto pressione?
DONADONI: Come un palombaro a
VAN BASTEN: Allora la mia telefonata capita a fagiolo… se vuoi posso darti qualche consiglio.
DONADONI: Te ne sarei davvero grato Marco, ho diversi nodi da sciogliere. Ad esempio, non ho ancora deciso il modulo di gioco, stavo pensando al classico 4-3-3-1…
VAN BASTEN: 3 centrali e 3 mezzepunte a ridosso di Toni?
DONADONI: No, 3 esterni right and 3 to
Van Basten: And at the center who plays with it?
DONADONI: The point seems to me obvious.
Van Basten: Yeah, sure, as I did not understand it now ... who really worries me is De Rossi, I saw him in such good shape lately, I'm sure it will give us some hard time.
DONADONI: Yes, wind has a lot to spend, her screams from the bench will be valuable for his teammates on the field.
Van Basten: You mean you do not play?
DONADONI: Absolutely not, it's too fit and I do not want to risk too much toil. Better to throw it into the fray later.
Van Basten: farsighted decision ... and what about Del Piero?
DONADONI: What is the number 10 of Juventus, is 34 years and is slightly shorter than me.
Van Basten: I mean, will you play?
DONADONI: I think not, too many goals scored in the league than the rest of the rose and it could blow up the balance of the team.
Van Basten: Robert Heck, you've really thought of everything ... in defense as you put it?
DONADONI: Eh, what the department is made worse, Cannavaro Chiellini is injured and is suspended ...
Van Basten: How disqualified?
DONADONI: Yes, I expelled after surgery practice match on Cannavaro, will miss two races.
Van Basten: Who will you play?
DONADONI: Materazzi for sure, he asked me to put it into the field because he has to ask Van Der Vaart on his sister's cell phone number.
Van Basten: And then?
DONADONI: Then I do not know, probably Barzagli: one that makes us want to lose focus their opponents by making them laugh to tears.
Van Basten: Grosso?
DONADONI: Well, is not small.
Van Basten: I mean, Grosso do it play?
DONADONI: I think not, he runs too much and I struggle to give him directions. Panucci better, at least that is square on one side and did not budge even an earthquake.
Van Basten: Look, but the door? Play Buffon or Amelia?
DONADONI: Marco eheheh I'm sorry, I can not give advances on the training that I will send field.
Van Basten: old fox, always tight-lipped eh? Oh well should be, at least I can suggest you send in the field Cassano?
DONADONI: No, I need Antonio in the second half, if we lose I need someone to send to that paese arbitri e compagni al posto mio….
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
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SENSI: Pronto?
SECCO: Buonasera dottoressa, sono Alessio Secco, direttore sportivo della Juventus.
SENSI: Buonasera Alessio! Accidenti quante formalità, così mi fa sentire vecchia, le dispiacerebbe darmi del tu?
SECCO: Un attimo che controllo la lista…
SENSI: Che lista?
SECCO: Quella dei giocatori cedibili… no, non c’è, mi dispiace, a quanto pare Deltu è incedibile.
SENSI: Ma cosa sta dicendo?
SECCO: Right now I do not know, is not here in front of me.
MEANING: Look, uh ... please tell me what is the reason for this call?
DRY AND 'Simply said, we want to buy Aquilani, we are ready to give 200 000 francs plus ownership of Alessandro Birindelli and Stefano Tacconi.
MEANING: We did not, I do not need defenders or goalkeepers ... I need a tip.
DRY Wishing that I have the pencil available, I just tempered, I was just having fun impaling flies in my office.
MEANING: An attacker meant.
DRY Um, I do not know what to say, were not provided for waste a moment ... I spend my superior, he will continue negotiating with him ... Jean!
... ... ... ... ... ...
BLANC: Hello? Who is it?
MEANING: Like who? You have called you! I'm Ross.
BLANC: not give me of you, it makes me feel old. Would you mind calling me a she?
MEANING: Dellea? mmmh no, it is not for sale, but did not want Aquilani?
BLANC: Yes indeed, Alex told me he was looking for a striker ...
MEANING: Exactly.
BLANC: Well, we Paolucci available, in reality there would be the offer of Poggio Reale but we want to go that extra mile.
MEANING: No need to thank you, we can do everything on the phone.
BLANC: Well, then close the deal?
MEANING: a minute, there would be too cheap to evaluate, with 200 000 pounds I can give you the autographed figurine of Panini.
BLANC: Um, I do not know what to say, were not provided for waste a moment ... I spend my superior, he will continue negotiating with him ... John!
... ... ... ... ... ... ..
Cobolli: Hello? Who is it?
MEANING: Aridaje ... we are all the time it starts again? So Rossellaaaa!
Cobolli: Hi Ross, I GCG
MEANING: Eccheè? A tongue twister?
Cobolli: GCG, Giovanni Cobolli Gigli.
MEANING: Ah, it's a conference call.
Cobolli: No, GCG, like JFK, has there?
MEANING: No no, please, I'm going to tell me ... paranoia Aquilani.
Cobolli: Yes here, Jean-Claude told me who wanted an increase in the economic ...
MEANING: Exactly.
Cobolli: Of that figure we are talking about?
MEANING: No, not the daughters that I have.
Cobolli: Okay, but what do you want?
MEANING: 20 million on the nail.
Cobolli: There are 20 million on a fingernail.
DIRECTIONS: On my yes, I know wolves, scratch.
Cobolli: course, from 200 000 pounds to 20 million ... ok, go, I want to meet her ...
MEANING: Pure her? But you're all geeks at Juve?
Cobolli: I mean, we do 19 million and 999 thousand el'affare ended.
MEANING: Um, I do not know what to say, were not provided for waste a moment ... I spend my superior, he will continue negotiating with him ... George!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
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MANCINI: Hello?
MORATTI: Hello Roberto, tell me everything.
MANCINI: really is you who called me.
MORATTI: When?
MANCINI: Now!
MORATTI: So what?
MANCINI: It 's you should tell me everything.
MORATTI: About what?
MANCINI: do not know, she just decided that we hurry, half an hour I have an appointment with friends of Caesar Guys, I applied in front of a bunch of brand new hair made from foxtail.
MORATTI: A chic.
MANCINI: coach champions Italy must make the difference, like a '75 in chicks.
MORATTI: Roberto Look, we discuss the upcoming season, our future together, plans, hopes ...
MANCINI: Okay President, but before going any further I think it is fair to say that I put some conditions.
MORATTI: Okay, shoot.
MANCINI: not be armed.
MORATTI: I meant: I'm all ears.
MANCINI: Good for her, so it will be difficult to hear. So, first and foremost, I want it removed the entire medical staff of the company.
MORATTI: Oh nice! And why?
MANCINI: Why did not fit the requirements to stay in the body of this society.
MORATTI: They have a fake degree?
MANCINI: No, it is perfectly in order.
MORATTI: Votes crippled some of the players?
MANCINI: No, at this time.
MORATTI: They specialize in another class doctor?
MANCINI: No, neither.
MORATTI: So what did wrong?
MANCINI: are Italian.
MORATTI: Oh gosh, it's true, I never thought ... but sorry, even you are, right?
MANCINI: I have a double passport, bequeathed to me when Recoba's gone.
MORATTI: Ok agreed, dismissed all tomorrow. Then?
MANCINI: I the sale of Materazzi.
MORATTI: Perché è Italiano?
MANCINI: Anche, ma nel suo caso questa è solo un’aggravante. Quando abbiamo giocato contro il Siena mi ha fatto imbufalire.
MORATTI: Ah, per via del rigore…
MANCINI: Quale rigore?
MORATTI: Quello che ha sbagliato, no?
MANCINI: Ha anche sbagliato un rigore?
MORATTI: Sì beh, pensavo ti riferissi a quello…
MANCINI: Ma quale rigore, io mi riferisco al look con cui è sceso in campo, eppure avevo chiesto a tutti di presentarsi ben curati il giorno della festa, se non We celebrated that day is all his fault. But if you remember that? Beard, hair in the air, eyes wide open not even had pulled the entire refinery Pablo Escobar. ... And what the hell?
MORATTI: agree Agree, convenes tomorrow.
MANCINI: The Donadoni has already called.
MORATTI: E 'already been purchased by someone else?
MANCINI: President, has called in the National Assembly.
MORATTI: National What?
MANCINI: That Italian.
MORATTI: What a shame! One of our Italian National Team ... has played in its time to say goodbye before we finally ruin the image.
MANCINI: right, we have almost reached an agreement.
MORATTI: What else is left?
MANCINI: final condition, a thing of little importance, I do not have to be content problems.
MORATTI: Tell me what it is.
MANCINI: What makes us feel united even if we do not know, tell me what ...
Moratti: Inter Want to change the anthem?
MANCINI: No, no, God forbid.
MORATTI: Ah well, then shoot.
MANCINI: Yo, I told you, I'm not armed. Not yet, anyway.
MORATTI: Yeah right, spit it out.
MANCINI: It is not my habit to eat toads, I'm afraid it is a principle victim of a spell and I would not look like a cannibal.
MORATTI: Roberto So, what is the last condition?
MANCINI: I want you to talk with Soros and persuades him to take the whole instead of Rome, we can not afford the luxury of having an Italian president.
MORATTI: Oh man, I never thought ... it's true, I'm Italian! I will try to ask a Lele se riesce a farmi avere un passaporto Tunisino, ok?
MANCINI: Impossibile Presidente, ho parlato poco fa con lui e mi ha detto che è in una casa di cura, sta cercando di smettere.
MORATTI: Io non voglio cedere l’Inter, ho ancora tanti soldi da spendere e tanti progetti da portare avanti, voglio comprare un albergo in parco della vittoria, voglio avere tutte e 4 le stazioni, voglio corso magellano, viale augusto, corso impero, viale vesuvio, largo colombo, via accademia, vicolo stretto, tutti i cartellini degli imprevisti e delle probabilità, voglio andare in prigione senza passare dal via…
MANCINI: Presidente, non vedo altre solutions.
MORATTI: I yes sack you, I appropriate the passport you had left Recoba, buy a foreign coach and told the press that Inter are now in force the racial laws against the Italians. Oh I know, sometimes my acumen astonishes even myself ...