DRY Hello?
RANIERI: Hello Alessio, are Ranieri.
DRY But who the singer? "'O surdato nnamuratooo ...
RANIERI: No, coach.
DRY Ah, I did not know you had also started to train ... you want to come to Juve?
RANIERI: I Claudio, Alessio.
DRY Mmmmhhh ... no, no I do not know Claudio Alessio.
RANIERI: Not Claudio Alessio, Claudio and nothing else.
DRY "It is enough" is the surname?
RANIERI: Ossignore are ... Claudio Ranieri.
DRY Have you changed your name in the Registry?
RANIERI: Alessio, Massimo Ranieri is not. I am Claudio Ranieri, the coach of the Juve.
SECCO: Il che??
RANIERI: L’allenatore.
SECCO: Ah… potevi dirlo prima! Qual buon vento?
RANIERI: Scirocco, d’estate tira solo quello.
SECCO: Beh, se è per questo anche Lapo tira d’estate.
RANIERI: Ma lui tira anche d’inverno.
SECCO: Sì vabbè, ma perché mi hai chiamato?
RANIERI: Perché abbiamo un problema che va risolto.
SECCO: Ah sì, l’ho fatto leggere a Blanc ma lui le equazioni non se le ricorda.
RANIERI: Non parlavo the mathematical problem of my nephew, I spoke to Tiago.
DRY Tiago also attended primary school? But how many times it was rejected?
RANIERI: Alessio, the problem is that there's no way to let him get away.
DRY Well, if it's all the problem we could add cyanide to the oxygen tank.
RANIERI: absolutely must sell it, I want to buy Aquilani instead.
DRY No way, the Roma do not sell.
RANIERI: Ah, you've already talked with Ross ...
DRY No, I have spoken to Totti, he is making the market of Rome.
RANIERI: And what about Ledesma?
DRY I discussed it with me but Lotito said that the Lazio Ledesma is as good as Cristiano Ronaldo for Manchester, so if we want to buy the price is the same as the Portuguese players.
RANIERI: I understand. Stankovic then?
DRY Moratti would have also given us, but then spoke Mourinho said: "We can not trust the market to one in 70 years that has not won a f ***" and the deal is blown.
RANIERI: Hmmm. Who is then?
DRY Tiago. We can sell it on loan to Atletico Madrid and then got it back at a higher price on August 31 an hour before the close of the market, at least we pleased the fans who expect another purchase.
RANIERI: brilliant. At this point I would say that the rose is full, we are ready to deal with the season about to begin.
DRY Yes, I agree. And how the fans would say, we hope to go to Rome in May ...
RANIERI: No problem, I have a house in Testaccio and can accommodate at least a hundred ... only that it is better to visit the capital in August, there is less traffic.
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